Im like Nike

JUST DO IT!
Friday I reached a new low for my IF self. I yelled at my ovaries. After a good romping with the hubs I looked down and said "Now drop a fucking egg so the sperm can do its job!"
And last night I looked down and said "Do NOT disappoint me...again.."
I swear, my future kid is going to come out hating me and its first words are going to be "Why were you yelling at me?!?"